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If you were one of the Seven Dwarfs, which one would you be?:	dopey
Have you ever thrown popcorn at someone and then pretended it wasn't you?:	nope
Have you ever flown first class?:	nope
Would you rather surf in California or ski in Vermont?:	ski
What is one topping you MUST have on your pizza?:	cheese
Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction books?:	fiction
Would you rather read books or magazines?:	books
Have you ever seen a shooting star?:	yep
Have you ever had your cheek pinched by a relative?:	yep
Have you ever torn your pants in public?:	yep
Do you know how a bill is passed in Congress?:	nope
Do you know the difference between a conjunction and an adjective?:	nope
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?:	1-2
Do you chew on ice?:	yep
Do you watch TV or read before bedtime?:	watch tv
Are you allergic to anything?:	yep
How many times a week do you wash your hair?:	every night
Do you own any plaid pants?:	nope
Have you ever been in a natural disaster (flood, hurricane, etc.)?:	yep
Have you ever had food SO bad in a restaurant that you sent it back?:	nope
Have you ever touched a live chicken?:	ewwww
What about a live turkey?:	double ewww
Do you sleep in pajamas?:	sometimes
Can you touch your toes without bending your knees?:	used to
Did you just try it?:	nor
What is the opposite of a hamburger?:	hot dog
Do you talk in your sleep?:	hubby says... yep
Have you ever played in the rain?:	yep
Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?:	nope
If you didn't have any bread, what would you use to spread butter on bread?:	tortilla
Have you ever swallowed your gum?:	yep
Have you ever been ice fishing?:	nope
Where is the most inappropriate place your cell phone has rang?:	church
Have you ever called 911 by accident?:	nope
Have you ever gone white water rafting?:	nope
Have you ever faked sick?:	yep
How many times have you broken a bone?:	neva
Can you do a flip on a trampoline?:	used to
Have you ever surfed?:	nope
Have you ever fallen off a horse?:	nope
Have you ever had anyone tell you that your fly was open?:	nope
Have you ever successfully pogoed on a pogo stick?:	yeah right
Do you eat breakfast?:	sometimes
Would you rather shave your head or stop talking for a year?:	shave my head
Have you ever sleepwalked?:	nope
Can you flip your eyelids up?:	nope
Are you double-jointed?:	nope
Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?:	yep
Have you ever thrown up after a rollercoaster ride?:	nope
Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?:	yep
Can you pick things up with your toes?:	nope, but i can pinch someone
Did you just try to do it?:	nope
How many foreign countries have you visited?:	none
Would you rather clean the bathroom or the kitchen?:	bathroom
Have you ever jammed a puzzle piece into a puzzle to "make it fit"?:	yep
Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?:	nope
Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?:	yep
Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?:	yep
Have you ever made a semi truck honk?:	yep
Would you prefer to go through life with a huge nose or crossed eyes?:	huge nose
Would you rather jump into a dumpster or a vat of honey?:	honey
What is your favorite breed of dog?:	chihuaha
Have you ever licked the tip of a ballpoint pen?:	nope
Have you ever eaten frog legs?:	ewwwwwwwwwww
Your absolute favorite shirt is dirty. Would you still wear it?:	no way
Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?:	nope
Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?:	yep
What did you call your baby blanket?:	blankie
Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?:	nope
Guys: Have you ever been in the ladie's room?:	n/a
Girls: Have you ever been in the men's room?:	nope
Have you ever smelled your own feet?:	yep
Did you just smell them?:	nope
Have you ever broken a mirror?:	yep
Have you ever fallen asleep during a movie in the theater?:	nope
Have you ever bathed a dog?:	yep
Have you ever used a slingshot?:	nope
Have you ever gotten something stuck up your nose?:	nope
Have you ever sucked your thumb?:	yep
Can you read while travelling without getting sick?:	yep
~~Goofy stuff~~
Why did the chicken cross the road?:	to dump his self i gravy
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?:	is that like how many like does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop????
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?:	because she didn't have pink nail polish
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?:	what the hell is a woodchuch?
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Today's feelings...

Yeah yeah.

I know. I haven't been writing.
I haven't really had much to say.
Alot of Cr@p has been going on in my life.
Lets see.... where to begin.

Yep, still depressed...
Nope, still haven't gone anywhere...
Wait this doesn't sound like I have done anything. Not sounding good huh?????

I have been back & forth to the doctor. Yeah that is ALOT of fun. NOOOOOOOTTTTTTT.
I have been having back pain for awhile. Hadn't done anything about it. Was supposed to get it fixed a long time ago.

Kidney stones. They hurt like hell!!! I thought my brother was acting like a big @ss baby, but he so was not. But in the long run, if I was taking care of myself instead of trying to take care of other people, it wouldn't have been so bad.

Oh well-my bad.

I am off to get some meds in my body because if I don't, Mark is going to have a real fun night with a big crybaby.

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Today's Feelings...

I do not feel well. I want to be alone. I feel like sh@t. i feel that noone cares for me. I feel like a Bitch. I feel like death. I feel depressed. I feel broken. I feel very alone.

I have felt like this for a couple of weeks now. That is the reason why I have not written. Sorry. I guess I have disappointed you too.